- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

alert('The Game')

girls basketball

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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