Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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