- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

I went to school. Then I came home.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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