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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Justin Bieber

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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