how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Penis

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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