What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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