What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Read a Book.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Robin, get in the car!

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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