- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

a man checks his mypsace

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Urban ghettos

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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