- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

- Helen Keller

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

cory is gay

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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