diarrhea.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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