- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

- Helen Keller

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

cory is gay

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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