- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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