- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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