What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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