Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Fat? Jesse Z

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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