Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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