Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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