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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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