- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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