What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

sorry got to poo

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Burp

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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