Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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