- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Obama lin Baden.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Christ is a conspiracy

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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