- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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