What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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