whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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i like turtles

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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