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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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