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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Knock Knock. Shut up.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

nolan is gay

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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