- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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