- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

How high is the sky? True or False

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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