Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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