Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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