- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

How old are you? 7

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

knock knock Goodbye

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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