whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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You sick fiend

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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NEVER

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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