- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What is life? Paul.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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