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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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