a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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