- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

I named my son ps2 controller

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