I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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