- Anti Joke

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

How high is the sky? True or False

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.