Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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Women's Rights

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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