- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Knock knock, COME IN!

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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