Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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