How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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