- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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