- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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