What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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