- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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