- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Okay, after this one then...

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Your mom went to college

Gretta has five legs? -no

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

why was the cat black it was a black cat

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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