Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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