- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

So a seal walks into a club.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

im not black, im Joseph Kony

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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