- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

The cream, it is coming

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