- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much fish could a chicken

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

yolo your orange looks orange

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Male leadership.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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