- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

I named my son ps2 controller

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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