- Anti Joke

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."