- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A dyslexic blind man

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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