- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Camerons hair is Curly..

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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