What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Dumbledore dies.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Good job, son.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Balls

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Do the roar!

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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