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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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A man did not like this site

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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