- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Immigration Laws

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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