- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

So a horse walks into a barn.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

The Princess is in another castle

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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