- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's your blood type? Red.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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