Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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