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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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