- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Homosexualism is so gay man

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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