- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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