why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Women's rights

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you call two dog? dogs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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