A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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