- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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