- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

God is real.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Lil Wayne

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Once, I went to Peru.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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