Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Anti Joke

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