whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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womens rights.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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