- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Knock knock, COME IN!

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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