- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Roses are flowers.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Please ignore this statement.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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