What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

And you honored it I see :P

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A pope meets another one

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops