- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

What's just not right? Left

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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