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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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