- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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