What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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