Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Atheism

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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HOLY COW!

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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black people swimming

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Anti Joke

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