What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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