- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

I used to know what alzheimers was

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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