How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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