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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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