Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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tim has no humor

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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