Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

copy me and i will kill you

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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