Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Dead girls can't say no.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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