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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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