What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Anti Joke

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