MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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